It was a dirty job, but Bjarni Mikkelsen, a marine biologist at the National Museum of the Faroe Islands, had to do it.
After two whales died this week near the Faroe Islands, the government wanted to use one of the skeletons in the National Museum. So Mikkelsen began the first step of cutting the animal’s gut open. But little did he expect that it would explode in his face.
“The animal was more than two days old when we took it so we knew there would be some pressure on the inside, but nothing like what happened,” he told the Daily Mail.
I BELONG TO YOU
These lines should sound cheesy, but this amazing fucking cast of brilliant actors make them sound incredible. Ugh, I love this show so much.
So fucking addicted.
"Find your passion. Now remove money from the equation. Whatever your answer is now, that is your calling. That is your happiness."
"I’d rather fall in love with an honest person and be heartbroken than fall in love with a dishonest one and go mad."
Embrace it. So you’re rarely called, “hot”, “sexy”, “beautiful”, or “pretty”. I say fuck it. You know what cute gets you? It gets you aging well and genuine people. The cute girls are often the ones with the biggest hearts and a good head on their shoulders. They’re able to observe what hotness can get you and what realness can bring you. I embrace my cuteness. I love being the underdog with the awesome personality, the captivating awkwardness and the consensus closing statement from every person whose ever been interested in me — “you’re so fucking cute.” Fuck yeah I am. So quit comparing yourselves to having leaner legs or hoping you’d been blessed with a statuesque physique, or a more prominent nose, or larger breasts. You, my darling, or an amazing woman. You’re not just cute, you’re fucking gorgeous. So rock that persona and leave an unforgettable impression.
I am currently drunk, high, and coming off the best, first date, ever.